Funny Kids Graphic T-Shirt "Dad: Why Are You Like This? Also Dad: Literally The Reason"
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32 - 34 | 26 | 23 |
| S | 35 - 37 | 27 | 24 |
| M | 38 - 40 | 28 | 25 |
| L | 41 - 43 | 29 | 26 |
| XL | 44 - 46 | 30 | 27 |
| XXL | 47 - 49 | 31 | 28 |
Gildan 5000B: This soft, midweight kids tee carries a cheeky, Americana-style message that kids and parents will instantly recognize. Printed in bold red, white, and blue type, the slogan reads like a mini family conversation honest, funny, and a little bit rebellious. The shirt’s classic crew neckline and comfortable cut make it easy for active days at school, backyard adventures, or relaxed family gatherings. Durable DTF/DTG printing holds up to washes and play, while the OEKO‑TEX® certified cotton and tear‑away labels keep wear comfortable on sensitive skin. It’s a playful everyday shirt that slips into a kid’s routine and sparks smiles whenever it’s worn.
Product features
- 100% midweight US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) for a soft, season‑ready feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Durable DTF/DTG print for vibrant color that stands up to washing
- OEKO‑TEX® certified, REACH compliant, tear‑away pearlized labels for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean